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Francis Plug In The Most Controversial Year In The History Of The Man Booker Prize Comes A Book Certain To Add Fuel To The Fire How To Be A Public Author Will Take The Debate To Another Level It Will Get Everyone Talking And Laughing Even About Britain S Biggest Annual Book Bonanza.Francis Plug Is A Troubled And Often Drunk Misfit Who Causes Chaos And Confusion Wherever He Goes And Where He Most Likes To Go Is To Real Author Events, Collecting Signatures From The Likes Of Salman Rushdie, Kazuo Ishiguro, And Eleanor Catton.As He Adds To This Collection Of Signed Booker First Editions, Francis A Wannabe Author Himself Is Also Helpfully Writing A Self Help Manual This Is Devised With The Novice Writer In Mind, And Full Of Sage Wisdom And Useful Tidbits To Help Ease Freshly Published Novelists Into The Demands And Rigors Of Author Events, Readings, And General Life In The Public Eye.So, If You Re Provided With A Hands Free Mic, Clipped To Your Lapel, Don T Forget To Turn It Off When You Visit The Toilet, Or If You Need To Vomit Before Your Event Likewise, It S Always Good To Be Wary Of The Germs Of Fans And Considering The Use Of Elbow Length Dishwashing Gloves At Book Signings, And A Large, Easy Wipe Kitchen Apron And So Too, Cultivating A Photographic Look For The Many Publicity Shots You Will Be Subjected To Is Also A Good Idea Francis S Personal Choice Being That Of Macaulay McCulkin In Home Alone.With Advice Like This, And Francis Warm And Deranged Personality, How To Be A Public Author Will Prove ESSENTIAL Reading For Anyone With An Interest In The Literary World.How To Be A Public Author Is A Brilliant Slapstick Comedy, Blurring Fact And Fantasy To Astonishing Effect, And It Is Also A Surprising And Touching Meditation On Loneliness And Finding A Place In The World The Man Booker Prize Becomes A Springboard To Explore What It Means To Be An Author And A Human Being In The Twenty First Century.

[Download] ➵ Francis Plug  ➾ Paul Ewen – Viagraonl1ne.us
  • Paperback
  • 290 pages
  • Francis Plug
  • Paul Ewen
  • English
  • 05 May 2017
  • 1910296147

    10 thoughts on “[Download] ➵ Francis Plug ➾ Paul Ewen – Viagraonl1ne.us


  1. says:

    The Man Booker Prize winners are the who s who of literacy world They include names such as Peter Carey, J.M Coetzee and Yann Martel Well know we may be adding a new name to this list, Francis Plug, who despite the small fact that he has yet to write a book is adamant he will be joining the author elite In order to achieve this goal the gardener and wanna be writer will travel the length and breadth of the UK attending speeches and book signing from his idols Now if only he could remember t The Man Booker P...


  2. says:

    Perhaps, with his literary credentials, together with his wild rock n roll ways, Nick Cave is the perfect blueprint for the novelist of the future quiet, solitary and disciplined, yet loud, crowd pleasing and mental How To Be A Public Author by Francis Plug is the first novel by New Zealand born author, Paul Ewen Gardener and would be author, Francis Plug has decided to share knowledge he has gleaned from attendance at author events of Booker Prize winning writers, collating a rich mine o Perhaps, with his literary credentials, together with his wild rock n roll ways, Nick Cave is the perfect blueprint for the novelist of the future quiet, solitary and disciplined, yet loud, crowd pleasing and mental How To Be A Public Author by Francis Plug is the first novel by New Zealand born author, Paul Ewen Gardener and would be author, Francis Plug has decided to share knowledge he has gleaned from attendance at author events of Booker Prize winning writers, collating a rich mine of information pertaining to the public skills of our most noted authors Stage...


  3. says:

    What motivates the event author participant What makes them seek out the quivering human flesh, blood and bone marrow of the author The fiction author in particular Surely they, the audience , have the prerequisite imaginative skills necessary to follow the author s invented work in the first place, and yet they seek to crush their flight of fancy by exposing themselves to the factory machi...


  4. says:

    Plug a fictional alcoholic and slightly autistic part time gardener and aspirational author decides to write a book to prepare authors for their increasing requirement to appear in public at book readings, book signings and literary festivals by attending such events The book is themed around Booker Prize winners with Plug s story of his interaction with the winner to get his book actually ...


  5. says:

    Funny but watching Plug descend ascend into madness is a little unnerving for the prospective public author


  6. says:

    listen to my review at www.fiveminutefiction.libsyn.com


  7. says:

    Francis Plug How To Be A Public Author, by Paul Ewen, is unlike any other book I have ever read Full of humour, pathos and insightful observations on the literati, it is a book that should appeal to all who are interested in successful writers and the world that they inhabit.It tells the tale of Francis Plug, an aspiring author with a vivid imagination He is often drunk, meaning that it can be hard to tell at times how much of what he sees is real This book is his attempt at offering fellow Francis Plug How To Be A Public Author, by Paul Ewen, is unlike any other boo...


  8. says:

    This may be the funniest book I ve ever read I certainly can t think of another that had me stopping so often to laugh It s a catalog of narrator Francis Plug s attendance at readings and lectures by Booker Prize winners, and those invariably wine soaked misadventures are absurd and hilarious But the novel is muchthan just funny as it punctures the bubbles of pretension and illusion that insulate the cult of the literary author the chapters recounting Francis visit to the Hay fest This may be the funniest book I ve ever read I certainly can t think of another that had me stopping so often to laugh It s a catalog of narrator Francis Plug s attendance at readings and lectures by Booker Prize winners, and those invariably wine soaked misadventures are absurd and hilarious But the novel is muchthan just funny as it punctures the bubbles of pretension and illusion that insulate the cult of the literary author the chapters recounting Francis visit to the Hay festival do this with particular verve Francis behavior, while shocking, is also the kind of thing we used to expect from literary people, from writers and would be writers, and the gap between the placid gentility of the events he attends and the wild Wilde, ...


  9. says:

    I was very disappointed with this Leafing through it in the bookshop, it seemed to promise insight into the mind of a compulsive reader and the whole process of the Booker Prize, together with plenty of laughs along the way In reality it proved to be a mildly amusing at first comic novel which gradually turned in to an increasingly deranged story of alcohol fuelled self delusion...


  10. says:

    This book takes you into the world of Booker prize winners and author events, seen through the eyes of a rather inebriated guide, Francis Plug Full of wit and surreal humour, this will have you laughing out loud.

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